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    Selling It

    Goofs, glitches, and gotchas spotted by our readers

    Published: November 04, 2015 05:25 PM

    Deadpan Humor

    A funeral home that's plugging pizza, an ad for flowers that bug, and other product claims that gave our readers pause.

    Show us the gaffes!

    Send us the goofs and glitches you find. Submit them by:


    E-mail: SellingIt [at] cro [dot] consumer [dot] org


    Postal mail: Selling It, Consumer Reports, 101 Truman Ave., Yonkers, NY 10703


    Stopped Cold

    The flowers in this ad, sent in by a reader in Guymon, Okla., look lovely. They seem more like a threat once you start reading the description, which seems more plague-like than pastoral.
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    Last Meal?

    Getting a group together to contemplate their mortality can be a tough sell, which may be why this funeral chapel mail ad, sent in by Sharon Drury of Surprise, Ariz., looks more like a pizza shop coupon.
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    More Lash Than Meets the Eye

    "I guess the lash inserts are extra!" marveled Robert Zavod of Haddam, Conn., at the small print in this ad, which reveals that Katy Perry's lashes were given a boost far bigger than you will get using just the mascara she is plugging.
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    15-Minute Warning

    Though this package, sent in by Marta Hiegel of Fairfield Bay, Ark., boasts that the side dish is "ready to eat" in 15 minutes, the cooking instructions are half-baked.
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    Show us the gaffes!

    Send us the goofs and glitches you find. Submit them by:


    E-mail: SellingIt [at] cro [dot] consumer [dot] org


    Postal mail: Selling It, Consumer Reports, 101 Truman Ave., Yonkers, NY 10703


    Editor's Note:

    This article also appeared in the December 2015 issue of Consumer Reports magazine.



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